8 things people do on Facebook that annoy me

1.     Update every second of every hour about everything they're thinking and/or doing. "I just ate this bomb-ass meal!"  "What should I wear today?"  "Hanging out tonight!"  "I miss that person."  "Getting ready for work!"  Do we really need to know all this?  It reminds me of Rebbecca Black's "Friday"---Seven a.m., waking up in the…

The return of Stalker Jeff

I called my kids to put on their shoes because we're about to leave the kiddie play area at the mall. As Little Mermaid and Mini Mermaid run up to me, I heard a man's voice, "So, are they yours or are you the auntie?" My first though was, "That's a weird question to ask…